When I woke up this morning, I remember wanting to post something on here about a desire to cut my penis off, but then I fell back asleep and now I can’t remember what it was that I wanted to say.
Top 50 Vine Scare Cam
I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah
LOOK. this shit is IT.
g o o o o o o d b y e
There is literally nothing funnier to me than watching people get scared.
To think that there was a point in my life where I planned on getting my entire back tattooed to be the Master of Puppets artwork…
I didn’t come here to hang out with you I came here to talk to your dad about classic rock
Dog Fashion Disco is playing in Michigan on June 5th. I’m so excited. I haven’t seen them since I was sixteen. I expect a night of ravenous nostalgia when I go see them.
The Evil Dead
One by one, we will take you
I really think I should buy a domain name for Diamond Dead Media and have a website made for the company.
I’m sick of all these fucking cats. I want a dog.
This is the first time in my life (literally) that I’ve lived without a dog. I don’t particularly like it .